Napoleon at the battle of austerlitz saw the collapse of the austro-hungarian while sharing horseback with Papa Joseph Haydn who’s corpus defied Aurelius miraculous lightning and ricocheted backwards propelling cute barbarians to gather and think “shall we cause the fall of the roman empire today and save reddit from future annihilation from implosive anonymous fractalisation of pidgin sentences with more syllables than words? Huh? I feel like the first cavedweller who put their fingers into a live electrical wall socket”