A
bus was delayed for some time and all waited for the mechanic to finish
fixing the motor. A passenger impatiently asks the driver “Are we
going to be half an hour late?”

and the driver says “I don’t know – we haven’t left yet.”

–
Woody Allen on set.

“I’m not even a cut above the rest
I’m just a…”

Cut.

–

ReUtopianism

I don’t want to be a stinkin’ doped hippy about it
I want be cool scientific about it!

–

Close enough to pointlessness but not close enough.

– I don’t care.

I can.

—
Occidental critique of The Bayeux Tapestry

“I don’t know much about acupuncture medicine
But the needlework here is priceless.”